one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
As my father so eloquently put it. “I don’t see you pushing out a 8 pound fucking miracle through your dick. So you don’t get to make the fucking decisions.”
I hate pictures with captions saying: Like if you have a heart.
Of course I have a fucking heart. How else am I alive you ocean of cum
PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
Me bending over to pick up my pencil